Bon jour! ¡Hola! Hello! Have we got a job for you! This month, you will need to research Countries and Continents.
We need Agents as smart as a chimpanzee with a good set of encyclopedias, as graceful as a gazelle using inline skates, as sly as a fox who just read "How to be More Sly in 30 days," as fast as a... well, you get the picture.
(If you didn't get the picture, phone your local post office; they may have delivered it to your neighbor by mistake.)