Pray, lend me thine ear, fair maid or handsome fellow. As sure as my name is Agent Wriste, the FFFBI doth needeth your helpe anon.

Furthermore, methinks... actually, methinks you have no idea what I'm talking about. That makes two of us.

Let's take a step back for a moment (watch out for that part of the rug that sticks up!) and let you know why I'm speaking in a Renaissance fashion, adding the letter E onto lots of words.