As winter draws on and I have my winter drawers on, I find it's nice to curl up with a good book. Unfortunately, the good book I have is already curled up and some of its pages are sticky. Some are missing. I wonder if you can help me make sense of it.

It was written by one of the most famous poultry writers of the nineteenth century, Charles Chickens. It tells the story of a sad, lonely old rooster as he confronts another Christmas alone.