Walter Wallaby's World of Wannabes is under investigation by the Fin, Fur and Feather Bureau of Investigation. We may need to close it down.

It's not what you're thinking. It's not because this chart-topping talent show is one of the most annoying on TV and most people at the FFFBI can't bear it. Even the bears can't bear it.

Nor is it because it's the Deputy Director's FAVORITE show, although that in itself is a great cause for concern.