The National Top Secret Research Science Laboratories have seen a sudden increase in its scientists buying flashy cars, expensive suits, and home electronics.

What's out? Pocket protectors. What's in? Bling bling.

The bosses want to know why. Heck, if anyone is getting rich off government grants, it should be them. The FFFBI has been called to investigate. But the location of the National Top Secret Research Science Laboratories is also a secret. So you're going to have to go instead.