The FFFBI summer picnic is coming up. We're off to sunny California and you're coaching our Foosball Squad.

It doesn't matter if you don't know the rules of Foosball. It's some kind of table soccer game, I think. But what you DO need to know about is Sun Safety.

Our team is made up of naked mole rats from the Accounting Department. They're very nimble, but they sunburn easily. That's not usually a problem: they work in the basement.